hi-yo my name is.
chelsea brown.
chelsea brown
hometown: california, usa.
relationship status: we say she is taken. by a drummer. a dang good famous rockstar drummer.
nickname: scar (scarlet johansen. seriously, just look at her.) chelly.
what defines chelsea brown:
24 hour fitness pool.
white motorized scooter, no helmet included.
a glue gun.
ruffles, jcrew, flower headbands, jcrew, ruffles, jcrew.
scarlet johansen. the none sleazy version.
rt. 44 powerade slush. you know it.
hometown: california, usa.
relationship status: we say she is taken. by a drummer. a dang good famous rockstar drummer.
nickname: scar (scarlet johansen. seriously, just look at her.) chelly.
what defines chelsea brown:
24 hour fitness pool.
white motorized scooter, no helmet included.
a glue gun.
ruffles, jcrew, flower headbands, jcrew, ruffles, jcrew.
scarlet johansen. the none sleazy version.
rt. 44 powerade slush. you know it.
emily ballard.
emily ballard
hometown: california, usa.
relationship status: pff she is taken. by a boy with an award winning smile, who is half asian. but we'd rather say hawaiian, because we know that's what he really is.
nickname: em jem
what defines emily ballard:
diet coke (mediums only or she'll keel over and die)
secretly lives off of seasons of the OC.
flashy freshman past.
palm reader.
ramen noodle hair.
best legs in town.
lazy eye when attacked and stung by bees.
baller of a basketball player.
hometown: california, usa.
relationship status: pff she is taken. by a boy with an award winning smile, who is half asian. but we'd rather say hawaiian, because we know that's what he really is.
nickname: em jem
what defines emily ballard:
diet coke (mediums only or she'll keel over and die)
secretly lives off of seasons of the OC.
flashy freshman past.
palm reader.
ramen noodle hair.
best legs in town.
lazy eye when attacked and stung by bees.
baller of a basketball player.
kristi neil.
kristi neil
hometown: california, usa.
relationship status: single. but men praise this one. men are on the prowl for her.
nickname: oh you know, just "kris"
what defines kristi neil:
cruisin in her white bmw. she's so fly.
receiver of many delicious men. like usc ballers, shot callers.
gold goddess.
oooooooppppp.
cafe rio, cafe rio, cafe rio.
soccer baller, shot caller, just like the usc boyee.
hometown: california, usa.
relationship status: single. but men praise this one. men are on the prowl for her.
nickname: oh you know, just "kris"
what defines kristi neil:
cruisin in her white bmw. she's so fly.
receiver of many delicious men. like usc ballers, shot callers.
gold goddess.
oooooooppppp.
cafe rio, cafe rio, cafe rio.
soccer baller, shot caller, just like the usc boyee.
marissa hicken.
marissa hicken
hometown: california, usa.
relationship status: single. but is the biggest catch/heart throb. she's got all the goods a guy could want.
nickname: rissy & bess. bess is nancy drew's partner in crime. rachel is "nancy drew." they're a team.
what defines marissa hicken:
flag footballer.
rhymer. the girls got some jams packed into that head of hers.
professional nurse.
luxury dodges.
golden spoon to the tenth power.
dogs, such as, mutts, shitzus, golden & silver retrievers, yellow, purple, neon green, chocolate and macaroni orange labs, poodles, did i say shitzu's?
runner. jogger. sprinter. speedster.
old man marley. her best friend.
hometown: california, usa.
relationship status: single. but is the biggest catch/heart throb. she's got all the goods a guy could want.
nickname: rissy & bess. bess is nancy drew's partner in crime. rachel is "nancy drew." they're a team.
what defines marissa hicken:
flag footballer.
rhymer. the girls got some jams packed into that head of hers.
professional nurse.
luxury dodges.
golden spoon to the tenth power.
dogs, such as, mutts, shitzus, golden & silver retrievers, yellow, purple, neon green, chocolate and macaroni orange labs, poodles, did i say shitzu's?
runner. jogger. sprinter. speedster.
old man marley. her best friend.
nicole huntsman.
nicole huntsman
hometown: texas, usa.
relationship status: single, but complicated, but single. but most likely soon to be in a relationship. shoot me. nik and i (rachel) plan to have a plantation in charleston, south carolina. but someone is about to get in the way.
nickname: little meat. weird, i know, i thought so too until she told me that her middle name is mignon. like the fillet. also, new york nik. she went to new york city for ad week, and came home a whole new person. even more glamourous then she was before she left. we were.... a little shocked.
what defines nicole huntsman:
car washes
jittery flashy uncontrollable spirit fingers.
her life motto: "yeeeee take your tops off!!" so inappropriate.
nail buds: she has the best. o.p.i is obsessed with her.
a horse's mane. the mane n' tail shampoo company asked nik to sponsor them, she had to decline due to her o.p.i. gig.
smart water. she claims its smarter than the kirkland brand. i call her out every time saying, kirkland is smarter because it's $4.00 from costco, where as smart water is $11.00. Then she pulls the whole, "well jen aniston drinks it." no nik... she only models for it.
p.s. to all who reads this, i fabricated most of her info. well no, i just exaggerated a lot of it. she does have great hair, nice nail buds and lives off smart water. whatever, most of this is true.
hometown: texas, usa.
relationship status: single, but complicated, but single. but most likely soon to be in a relationship. shoot me. nik and i (rachel) plan to have a plantation in charleston, south carolina. but someone is about to get in the way.
nickname: little meat. weird, i know, i thought so too until she told me that her middle name is mignon. like the fillet. also, new york nik. she went to new york city for ad week, and came home a whole new person. even more glamourous then she was before she left. we were.... a little shocked.
what defines nicole huntsman:
car washes
jittery flashy uncontrollable spirit fingers.
her life motto: "yeeeee take your tops off!!" so inappropriate.
nail buds: she has the best. o.p.i is obsessed with her.
a horse's mane. the mane n' tail shampoo company asked nik to sponsor them, she had to decline due to her o.p.i. gig.
smart water. she claims its smarter than the kirkland brand. i call her out every time saying, kirkland is smarter because it's $4.00 from costco, where as smart water is $11.00. Then she pulls the whole, "well jen aniston drinks it." no nik... she only models for it.
p.s. to all who reads this, i fabricated most of her info. well no, i just exaggerated a lot of it. she does have great hair, nice nail buds and lives off smart water. whatever, most of this is true.
rachel robbins.
rachel robbins
hometown: georgia, usa
relationship status: one of the most successful solid relationships in history. has been committed to leonardo dicaprio since age 8. never have they ever been on the rocks.
nickname: ray-ray & nanc (nancy drew) because she likes a good mystery.
what defines rachel robbins:
carrot chomper. hummus finger-licker. kicking butt with tony. facebook stalking (certain individuals) nightly. loves to dance. all the time. everywhere. bows down to the king: michael jackson, m. online shopper. rio lover. bangin' the bangs. heartbreaker. sass-a-frass. painter. blogger. color. patterns. prints. uh oh cheetah! dreamer. southern gal. kate hudson follower. yes, I want to name my kids kate and hudson. ghost-hunter. they don't call me nancy for nothin'. queen of mid-night runs.
hometown: georgia, usa
relationship status: one of the most successful solid relationships in history. has been committed to leonardo dicaprio since age 8. never have they ever been on the rocks.
nickname: ray-ray & nanc (nancy drew) because she likes a good mystery.
what defines rachel robbins:
carrot chomper. hummus finger-licker. kicking butt with tony. facebook stalking (certain individuals) nightly. loves to dance. all the time. everywhere. bows down to the king: michael jackson, m. online shopper. rio lover. bangin' the bangs. heartbreaker. sass-a-frass. painter. blogger. color. patterns. prints. uh oh cheetah! dreamer. southern gal. kate hudson follower. yes, I want to name my kids kate and hudson. ghost-hunter. they don't call me nancy for nothin'. queen of mid-night runs.